On the so-called news just now:
Hospitals don’t treat patients with Alzheimer’s well, so the government is going to pay them a reward for being nice to them.
Which part of ‘we will do away with ineffective, costly, nannying top-down interference in the NHS’ have they misunderstood?
Why don’t they pay racists to be nice to black people, and sexist men to be nice to ladies? Hey, why not pay Ricky Gervais to be nice to ‘the disableds’? Oh, hold on, we already do.